I tried to hold it in…I really did. But that damn Chinese food just shot through me like poop through a goose. One minute, everything is fine. And then all of the sudden, MOVE!!!! I knew when I was standing at the counter waiting for my order, that I was going to regret it later, and boy was I right. It wasn’t even 10 minutes after I finished that I was running for the bathroom. There were birds chirping outside my window before I came in here. Not anymore. I don’t knowing it was the smell or the sound that did them in, but they’re not coming back to us after that. Now it looks like a scene from the Alfred Hitchcock movie “The Birds”. They can’t wait to get their peckers on me for killing some of their own. I really do love animals, but it was damn funny to watch them turn green and torpedo to the ground.