I had asparagus for dinner last night. Normally, you would think that it would make your pee stink. No no, this isn’t the case. You mix asparagus with a probiotic, and you get some of the most raunchy smelling shit missiles you’ve ever seen this side of the Appalachians. Some would call it an appetite for destruction, which is also the name of a Guns N Roses album released in 1987. Axel Rose, who looks like he swallowed a buick, probably knows what I’m talking about.
I’ve been sitting here for about twenty minutes, waiting for the onslaught to stop, but there’s no end in sight, just like there’s no I in team…but there is meat, which is what I had with the asparagus last night. I don’t recommend the cocktail mixture of asparagus, meat, probiotics and garlic, even to my worst enemy. Even though that son of a botch deserves it.
Until next time